Emily is one of Brookhaven’s midwives and we’re so excited to feature her this month. We’ve all had fun answering some silly questions about ourselves, we’ll keep doing it until we made our rounds through everyone at Brookhaven!
Hi everyone, the two year anniversary of my being part of the Brookhaven community is fast approaching. It’s been wonderful getting to know so many of you and working alongside such a smart, fun and talented group of women!
My husband, Billy and I have three children, all of whom were born at home with the help of midwives. I’ve been a midwife myself for over fifteen years. We call Staunton home and we’re really enjoying this sweet little city! We share our home with our dog, Easter and two chameleons, Trevor and Louie.
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What part of a kid’s movie completely scarred you?
The death of Littlefoot’s mother. -
What is the funniest joke you know by heart?
Knock knock, who’s there? Cash. Cash who? No thanks, I like peanuts. -
What are the unwritten rules of where you work?
The heavy cream is off limits unless we’re out of half and half. -
What’s the best type of cheese?
The Chile con queso kind. -
What would be the worst thing for the government to make illegal?
Coffee -
How do you feel about putting pineapple on pizza?
It’s my favorite along with onions and jalapeños. -
If peanut butter wasn’t called peanut butter, what would it be called?
Peanut spread, of course. -
What’s the most imaginative insult you can come up with?
Poopy goat head. Borrowed from my neice, Addie. -
Toilet paper, over or under?
Doesn’t matter. Either works. -
Is cereal soup?
Cereal is cereal all the way! -
What would be the coolest animal to scale up to the size of a horse?
Fireflies